About This Bloggo

I’m a maniac, maniac on a blog!

And I’m writing like I had a song stuck in my head before I started writing this page!

Anyway, I’m computer-dumb, so I don’t know if this writing an ‘about’ post thing is actually going to work or do anything at all, but just in case it does, here’s what you need to know abou–

BUY MY BOOK! BUY ALL MY BOOKS (I’ve only written one right now, but there will be others, and you must buy them!) SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON ME! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Ahem. I have several projects on the go; three of which might actually turn into something, so if you like Young Adult or books that are kind of sort of Adult but only because they don’t really fit into other categories, and you like Sci-Fi, Dystopia, Fantasy and Paranormal, why not pop over to my blog and see excerpts, updates, book commentary on YA books that I like to make fun of, and drawings from a person who can barely draw?

Or ride the information super-highway over to http://www.amazon.com/Rooks-Knot-Escape-Volume/dp/1494437422 and buy my book, also available on kindle for a much lower price. It’s set in the future, where everyone worships King Arthur for some reason and people are beaten up by guys pretending to be birds. A true work of genius.

Native Cover.4565429.indd

If you like it, why not buy it for your friends! If you hate it, why not buy it for your enemies! If the act of reading it caused you to lose all the joy in your life, why not take revenge on me and on an unjust world by dedicating yourself to promoting the book to the masses, thereby worming your way into my good graces so you can strike me down when I’m at my most vulnerable–I’ll take all the publicity I can get!

Until the ravens return!

(That’s a thing from the book. It’s kind of like a teaser, see, to get you interested in buying it. That’s the plan).

Advertisements

3 thoughts on “About This Bloggo

  1. Caroline says:

    Hey your book looks really interesting I’ve just bought it XD I’ll let you know what I think!

    Liked by 1 person

    • rachelloon says:

      Oh, wow–thank you! Now I’m immediately nervous and feel like I have to make a bunch of excuses for the quality of the book, (it’s my first! My Mum told me it was good! I can do better, I swear!), but I guess as a fellow writer you know the feeling, lol.

      Also, I just realised there’s no image of the book cover on this page. Professionalism, thy name is me…

      Liked by 1 person

      • Caroline says:

        I’m sure it’s great! I know don’t worry I feel your pain! I haven’t yet released my series to the world but all the people I’ve given it to has been SO nerve wracking!

        I’ll let you know how I get on 🙂

        Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s