Portmanteaupia II: Pictorial Boogaloo

I don’t even know what Electric Boogaloo is even a reference to, I just heard it somewhere, or something like that.

No matter, for now it is time to amaze and astound my audience with some more appetite-whetting pictures from my artistic arsenal. I promised small portraits of each of my six Rooks POV characters and so far have delivered two, today it is time for the other four.

Rooks 3+4

This is Dorigen Lelille and Yvain Newitt, (did I give the surnames of Tryamour and Palamon last time? If not, they’re Dumont and Pentas-Luna respectively). Dorigen is supposed to be a lot chubbier in the book, not obese or anything but definitely someone you’d think was overweight on seeing them for the first time–so there’s another thing I apparently can’t draw. She’s wearing the uniform of the Order of Merlin, which is basically the University of Camelot, and is a first year physics student there.

Yvain is dressed in more modern, casual clothing–it suited his personality more as it’s simple and Yvain really isn’t the type to pay any attention to his clothes. And for our final two protagonists…

Rooks 5+6

I accidentally drew these two too far down the page, so their feet are cut off. Oops.

Unghared Fitzgarter is significantly younger than the other POV characters, and I has something of a Victorian doll look going on. Her hair is shorter than it is in the little cartoon I did two posts ago, but that cartoon was… apparently something I wasn’t paying attention to while drawing it. Enjoy her green eyes, I’m not sure I remember whether they were blue or green in the book or if I even mentioned them at all, but oh well.

Degare Blake is one of the titular Rooks, and this is roughly what I imagined Rook armour looks like with the helmet to the side–I say roughly, you’ll find I went all out for this one and actually looked at a picture of a suit of armour before designing it, but there’s still room for improvement. Like, an Olympic stadium amount of room.

Anyway, the decoration on the armour is supposed to be a lot finer and more detailed but this at least gets across the idea that there is decoration on the armour. My future legions of fan-artists can elaborate in the years to come. Also, to me Degare’s face looks kind of dumb, but he’s supposed to have very refined features, so there’s another thing I’m bad at drawing.

But never mind, I looked at some of my drawings from like, five years ago recently, and I have improved, so maybe I’ll be able to draw to quite a satisfactory standard by the time I’m eighty-five.

So, without further ado, and to justify calling this post ‘Portmanteaupia II’ since I couldn’t think of a suitably stupid pun for a post about pictures of my characters, here’s some more ship-names for Rooks.

Aethelflaed X Pearl= Earl
Aethelflaed X Lyonetta= Lionel
Aethelflaed X Val= Valflaed
Aethelflaed X Piccadilly= Flickle
Aethelflaed X Avenable= Fabled
Piccadilly X Val= Pickle
Piccadilly X Lyonetta= Lion-lily
Piccadilly X Mason= Pixon
Silentia X Gowther= Silver
Silentia X Val= Valiant
Silentia X Blanchefleur= Sylfleur
Blanchefleur X Elfrose= Elfleur
Elfrose X Pertelote= Pertrose
Pertelote X Alcuin= Porcupine
Alcuin X Val= Valcuin
Val X Gal= Twingarter
Val X Gowther= Valther
Val X McKenna= Valkenna

I’ll leave some of the other characters out for now. See you tomorrow when I’ll finally rip the Throne of Glass Band-Aid off and show you all what lies within that barely healed wound…

Portmanteaupia

Good news, everyone! I’ve gotten over my writer’s block for Shaedai, and am even adding a few hundred words to Rooks 2!

Okay, so I don’t think I told anyone but my NaNo group about my Shaedai-block, but they’re probably the only ones who care, and even then only just; so I think I’m justified in that. To celebrate, here’s a little picture for you. In ‘Shaedai’ the world is split into regions of various sizes according to which family is responsible for Shaedai-Human relations in that area, and this is a map showing roughly what those regions are; there are 49 in all not counting the poles, though some are too small to show up here:

Ritual Map

Anywho, Shaedai has 19 out of 33 chapters written up now, and as several of the later chapters are (if all goes according to plan) going to be shorter than earlier chapters, I’d say it was over 2/3rds done. There’ll be editing, of course, but I don’t like to do redrafts and have been editing as I go, so that shouldn’t take long when the time comes.

As for Rooks, that’s very nearly all ready to go. I’m going to have to figure out how to get it on Goodreads and try and get it a TVTropes page… if only I knew how… oh well. I’ve been thinking about what the fandom–

WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY DID THIS PAGE SUDDENLY REDIRECT ITSELF TO SOME STUPID ONLINE GAME!?

Oh well, the draft was saved, so it’s not a problem.

As I was saying, I’ve been thinking about what the fandom for Rooks will be like when it inevitably becomes a bestseller. What will the most popular ships be, and who will be hated in the fandom? Will characters get the portmanteau couple names, like SanSan, or Hannigram, or will it be more like Yugioh fandom where every pairing gets its own special term plus the word ‘shipping’, like Wish-Shipping, or Puppy-Shipping.

Not that I like any of the above ships of course, ha ha ha… nothing to see here…

But I have come across people who get really upset over portmanteau shipping names, because… well, because apparently they don’t have any bigger problems in their lives. Good for them, I say! So I’ve decided to come up with all the shipping names myself. I am now in control of the fandom, Mwahahahaha! (it’s a fandom that so far contains only me, so that’s pretty easy).

Since ‘word’-shipping might give spoilers away, we’ll stick with portmanteaus–to begin with for the six main characters. (Unghared is underage, but people are always writing age-up fics, so I’ll include her, and Venn and Constance too)

Tryamour X Palamon= Talon
Tryamour X Dorigen= Dynamo
Tryamour X Yvain= Tryvain
Tryamour X Unghared= Tryhard
Tryamour X Degare= Trigger
Palamon X Dorigen= Palador
Palamon X Yvain= Palain
Palamon X Unghared= Palared
Palamon X Degare= Degamon
Dorigen X Yvain= Dove
Dorigen X Unghared= Ungharigen
Dorigen X Degare= Derrigen
Yvain X Unghared= Unvain
Yvain X Degare= Devious
Unghared X Degare= Unread

As for other popular pairings involving the main six…

Tryamour X Launcella= Trounce
Tryamour X Emelye= Tremelye
Tryamour X Griselda= Tryselda
Tryamour X Avenable= Venomous
Palamon X Silentia= Salome
Palamon X Martin= Malmo
Palamon X Gowther= Power
Palamon X Launcella= Pancella
Paloman X Lyonetta= Pancetta (this is a stupid pairing no one would ever write. I just wanted a ship called ‘Pancetta’)
Dorigen X Arthur= D’arthur
Dorigen X Avenable= Vengeance
Dorigen X Val= Valdor
Yvain X Avenable= Vervain
Yvain X Silentia= Sylvain
Yvain X Val= Evil
Yvain X Martin= Everton
Yvain X Piccadilly= Vandal
Unghared X Mason= Unsung
Unghared X Constance= Instance
Degare X Gowther= Dowry
Degare X Silentia= Silare
Degare X Val= Devil

And there would be many more, no doubt, but for now I think I’ve wasted enough time. Actually, that’s a lie, you can never waste enough time as far as I’m concerned, I just have YouTube videos of cats I have to watch. I came up with these off the top of my head as I was typing them, so they’re subject to further alteration and really don’t mean anything at all.

Except Pancetta–that’ll be the twist ending to the series.